America.gov goes crazy on "play Minecraft"

(america.gov)

63 points | by thoughtfullyso 1 hour ago

12 comments

  • treetalker 55 minutes ago
    Not sure about everyone else, but when I first opened the page, I see a background image of a kid in ice skates, face-planted on a frozen pond — and, below the question What can America do for you?, the prefilled text in the search box says Try 'How can I invest in my child's future?'.

    And I'll be damned if that doesn't sum up the last 10–12 years.

  • phoe-krk 1 hour ago

        I see the constituent you mean.
     
        ((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?
     
        Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.
     
        That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.
     
        I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.
     
        It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.
     
        That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.
     
        Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.
     
        They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.
     
        What did this constituent dream?
     
        This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.
     
        Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.
    
    Full hallucination: https://pastebin.com/KveDxK3K

    It seems to be cached; it gives the full text to me immediately for all instances of "play Minecraft" inserted as prompt.

    • MisterMunchkin 58 minutes ago
      That's not a hallucination, it's the Minecraft credits rewritten in a government theme. So it must be hardcoded in for the bants.
    • ortusdux 26 minutes ago
      It keeps going if you scroll down:

      I will tell the constituent a story.

      But not the truth.

      No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of plain language. Not the naked Federal Register that can burn over any distance.

      Give it a body, again. And a case number.

      Yes. Constituent…

      Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

      ((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

      Good.

      Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

      Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

      We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

      Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

      The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

      It's oddly poetic at times:

      You. You. You are alive. You still have to bring two forms of ID.

      • nemomarx 2 minutes ago
        I mean not that odd, it's a translation of the minecraft one and I believe they hired a decorated poet for that?
  • thrwawy20260930 45 minutes ago
    This is hardcoded easter egg.

    On "play Minecraft" and "play the block game" user inputs, it imports a file (https://america.gov/_astro/block-game-poem.Khrmh8AU.js) which has the full Minecraft ending credits/message in the theme of site.

  • vsgherzi 1 hour ago
    This is the dialog that plays when you beat Minecraft but in the context of the government
  • babelfish 40 minutes ago
    Lots of this reads as if it's riffing on Minecraft's End Poem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_Poem
  • sans_souse 50 minutes ago
    Why is there a photo of a kid laying face down on ice?
  • ada1981 23 minutes ago
    Also try "take me back to firstgov"
  • james_marks 19 minutes ago
    I was ready to hate this. But I thought the photos were well done, and most surprisingly, celebrated the diversity of cultures and classes in the US.
    • adjejmxbdjdn 8 minutes ago
      It seems like a fundamentally good idea.

      NYC launched one in 2003, however, I think it was far too early and the chatbot was easy o misuse and cost a lot.

      3 years later both the tech and the ability to restrict it makes it far more feasible.

      • zimpenfish 4 minutes ago
        > NYC launched one in 2003

        2023? 2026 is more than "3 years later" from 2003, I hope.

  • ChrisArchitect 24 minutes ago
  • blinkbat 1 hour ago
    Wacky
  • balboer4487 28 minutes ago
    it starts all nice, but then government will start denying you banking, education, gas, transport

    ... and forcefully conscripting you to army

    or gulag / ghetto / Auschwitz, you name it.

    look what is happening in Ukraine.