Hormuz Minesweeper – Are you tired of winning?

(hormuz.pythonic.ninja)

312 points | by PythonicNinja 3 hours ago

33 comments

  • alecco 1 hour ago
    https://sweepthestrait.com/ This one was made the first week of the war.
  • mppm 17 minutes ago
    Thank you for Making Minesweeper Great Again!
  • ppap3 11 minutes ago
    Hello folks. Some times I am afraid we are going to a place where there is only destruction and death.

    No once can stop it alone But it can be stopped

  • lukan 1 hour ago
    Ok, I did win. Do I get cheaper gasoline now?
    • axegon_ 1 hour ago
      Probably not. Afaik only the Dutch have eaten their leader in a time of desperation and while I'm not saying that other nations should have taken notes, we are probably all thinking it...
    • flyinglizard 58 minutes ago
      That's it? Momentary gasoline price is all that matters now? Not geopolitical interests, alliances, _Doing The Right Thing_? If that's the only angle you care about, then US subduing the Iranian regime would go a long way to de-facto dissolving OPEC and bring much more flexibility to oil prices.
      • malfist 34 minutes ago
        What part of "doing the right thing" is bombing an all girls school?
        • 10xDev 18 minutes ago
          A double tap strike as well. Definitely no mistake: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Minab_school_attack

          Edit: *triple tap.

          • austinjp 13 minutes ago
            Triple, according to Wikipedia.
        • flyinglizard 29 minutes ago
          Do you think some evil military planners sat in the Pentagon, saw that school, said "let's shoot at it for shits and giggles" and pressed the button? Or are you trying to pollute a grown up conversation with sensationalism and punchy hooks?

          In reality someone made a mistake. It can happen. It should be investigated. It should not deter from achieving the military objectives.

          • galactus 17 minutes ago
            I think that if you start an unjustified war of agression against a country and you kill 150 children, you should be held responsible
          • tmountain 0 minutes ago
            Grow up conversations aren’t possible when the clowns are running the circus.
          • applfanboysbgon 3 minutes ago
            Destroying a school is not an "oopsie". It should literally not be possible for it to happen in any organization that values human life at all. This was a precision strike with three missiles hitting the same target, they should have been goddamn sure they knew where the millions of dollars in ordnance they were launching for the purpose of ending human life were headed. Of course, the US military places zero value on not murdering civilians, which it has shown time and time again throughout its history, so this is the obvious result: massacre by intentional negligence.

            It's absolutely fucking insane to downplay it like these things just happen and are unavoidable. What is wrong with you? Maybe you don't understand these are not just numbers on a screen? How many children do you know? Is it even 150? Can you imagine every single child you know being killed and shrugging that off, insulting people who bring it up as being "sensationalist" and "polluting the conversation"?

          • ekjhgkejhgk 0 minutes ago
            I think the military planners sat in the Pentagon and thought "Hey if we hit this school and kill all these children, that will achieve us X. Shall we do it?" And then they decided to do it. Yes, that's what I think.
          • skeeter2020 7 minutes ago
            >> In reality someone made a mistake. It can happen. It should be investigated. It should not deter from achieving the military objectives.

            You should really unpack these statements, especially if you're trying to have a "grown up conversation". You're saying that no price is too high for achieving military objectives, even those that are very unclear and unilaterally defined without justification by a easily distracted narcissist with obvious goals of distracting from his domestic problems.

          • stephenr 21 minutes ago
            > In reality someone made a mistake.

            It's never just one mistake. It's usually a chain of mistakes and bad decisions that make the final mistake possible.

            I'd estimate that there were likely 77,168,458 mistakes/bad decisions made by individuals before this mistake could happen.

          • lukan 18 minutes ago
            Yes, mistakes can happen.

            But when you use autonomous targeting systems and tell your soldiers:

            "no stupid rules of engagement,” “no politically correct wars,” and “no nation-building quagmire.” (Hegseth)

            And the top commander says that he would intentionally kill the families of terrorists if voted into power:

            https://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/02/politics/donald-trump-ter...

            Then at some point I do not believe the term "mistake" is appropriate here.

          • bertylicious 26 minutes ago
            What are the military objectives?
          • user3939382 24 minutes ago
            Yes. Evil military planners used AI to generate a list of thousands of kill sites and then engaged them without verification. They attacked a public park by accident because it has the name “police” in it. Recklessly slaughtering children is “grown up” now?
      • RealityVoid 41 minutes ago
        None of which is being handled by the current admin with a modicum of professionalism or competency, so I guess at times you just have to pick _one_ from the laundry list of complaints here.
      • austin-cheney 8 minutes ago
        I would say gasoline is not all that matters. This has also made clear Israel is not a US ally. They are a disobedient client state.

        Given how much money the US has given Israel compared to how tiny their GDP is it is also clear the US financially owns Israel. If I were US president I would annex Israel so that they no longer determine US foreign policy. Of course Israel would agree to be annexed because otherwise they can be easily isolated like the way they isolate Gaza.

      • ekjhgkejhgk 3 minutes ago
        The purpose of this war is to do the fighting for Israel. Is that what you mean by "doing the right thing"?
      • ericmay 52 minutes ago
        Plus if gas prices rise more people might switch to EVs, drive less often, and/or hopefully begin to understand the fragility of our car-only infrastructure and mandatory car ownership and demand better urban planning and transportation options.
        • skeeter2020 2 minutes ago
          Can't wait to get my new iPhone shipped here on an electric cargo ship, and it shouldn't be too much more expensive for my food transported by a fleet of electric semis and trains. Totally worth exploding billions of ordnance and killing a few thousand people!
        • debo_ 19 minutes ago
          We had a version of this called "carbon pricing" that didn't involve wanton murder.
      • lukan 48 minutes ago
        Oh, now worries, I can take my bicycle or train whenever possible (like right now). And since I am european, I do not just worry about gasoline, but also that the US actually might attack us at some point, Trump did threaten again over greenland and the last time - it was not just words, danish troops took it serious and were ready to shoot.

        "https://www.euractiv.com/news/denmark-considered-destroying-..."

        Unpleasant if this escalates.

        Also, the gasoline prices are only "momentary" up, if the whole area does not burst into flames. Then it doesn't matter if the trait is closed, as no more oil is being produced.

        The only bright side is, this is a great push for renewables.

        • flyinglizard 42 minutes ago
          Since WWII you're living under the umbrella of the US, as client states. There was no reason Europe could not amass a significant military power that would grant its sovereignty, but money went to increasing quality of life instead. Trump the 45th even implored EU to do so and bolster NATO.
          • RealityVoid 39 minutes ago
            That's rich, the guy threatening the existence of NATO more than any other factor is trying to bolster NATO. I struggle to imagine how you square this in your mind.
            • flyinglizard 33 minutes ago
              At the outset, he doesn't want to carry the burden of NATO alone. Maybe he has other strategic interests in mind where US deviates from the rest of the world (like Greenland) but he's entirely right that NATO really depends on the US.

              Trump's attitude towards NATO member state spend it widely publicized [0] so I don't think there's much to debate here. Trump wanted member states to spend more, not less.

              He was somewhat prescient during his 45th presidency, given what happened in Ukraine in 2022 and how it forced US to spend huge amounts of money and military hardware which the EU simply didn't have. Maybe with a stronger standing EU army, that invasion would not have happened in the first place.

              [0] https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/01495933.2021.19...

              • RealityVoid 23 minutes ago
                > NATO really depends on the US.

                Yes. By design. But if the US decouples, the rest of the countries can and will make their own alliance, with blackjack and hookers. Greenland thing is peak wierdness and the only explanation of it would be pride, stupidity or active undermining of NATO.

                > Trump's attitude towards NATO member state spend it widely publicized [0] so I don't think there's much to debate here. Trump wanted member states to spend more, not less.

                Yes. But, you have a very shallow reading of this and you're taking things at face value. He latched on the spending as a pretext, and as a way to increase US income for the defense industry. He doesn't give a rat's ass about the security of NATO countries. US has entered a very transactional, bully, phase and this is a bad way to maintain international standing.

              • adwn 20 minutes ago
                > it forced US to spend huge amounts of money and military hardware which the EU simply didn't have

                - Europe's monetary aid for Ukraine far outweighs that of the US.

                - The US military aid for Ukraine mostly consisted of old and obsolete hardware.

                - Since about a year or so, all weapons and munitions delivered by the US are paid for by Europe.

                • RealityVoid 17 minutes ago
                  > - Since about a year or so, all weapons and munitions delivered by the US are paid for by Europe.

                  Huh, I wonder what happened a year or so ago? What could have led to the US cutting off so much support? /s

            • y-curious 36 minutes ago
              You don’t think that the person you’re replying to is Donald Trump, do you? He’s not wrong even though I can see why amassing independent defense didn’t feel necessary all this time
              • RealityVoid 29 minutes ago
                > You don’t think that the person you’re replying to is Donald Trump, do you?

                I'm confused how this interpretation could ever come about. No, I mean his point about "Trump trying to bolster NATO" is comic, as Trump is actively weakening NATO, no matter his stated goals wrt. improving funding and having member states "carry their load". _Especially_ his threats to Greenland and Canada, for no apparent reason. It's really mind-boggling. Perhaps my fault, since I expect mental consistency from post-truth populists and authoritarians.

          • jurgenburgen 17 minutes ago
            > Since WWII you're living under the umbrella of the US, as client states. There was no reason Europe could not amass a significant military power that would grant its sovereignty, but money went to increasing quality of life instead. Trump the 45th even implored EU to do so and bolster NATO.

            Problem is that Trump wants to eat the cake and have it too. If we’re no longer being protected by the US then US companies should not expect preferential laws and access to the EU market.

          • lukan 28 minutes ago
            "Trump the 45th even implored EU to do so and bolster NATO."

            All he wanted was EU to buy more US weapons (also to help with his wars). Guess what is happening now, we still do buy US weapons where there is no other choice, but apart from that, we build and buy our own things now. Try to get rid of US software depenencies - in general, get rid of any dependency we have towards you. If this was Trump's goal, great job I have to say.

          • adwn 25 minutes ago
            > Since WWII […]

            Europe didn't slack off militarily during the Cold War. Germany, for example, poured massive amounts of money and resources into the Bundeswehr to be able to fend of the Soviets. The US relied as much on the European members of NATO as the Europeans did on the US.

            After the Cold War, both the US and Europe scaled back their military spending and enjoyed the peace dividend. It was only after 2001 that the US increased its budget again – but to fight insurrectionist wars (which EU members aren't particularly interested in), not in a peer conflict. They're not prepared for a pro-longed war against a near-peer power.

            So although I agree that Europe should be rearming heavily, and should have started in 2022 at the very latest, it's not like the US did really much better. They're really good at curb-stomping much weaker opponents, like Venezuela or Iran, but they haven't seriously prepared for a war against China.

      • 10xDev 23 minutes ago
        -Sent from Tel Aviv.
      • user3939382 28 minutes ago
        We robbed S Korea of a radar system they paid for which they found highly insulting. We’re causing an energy crisis in Japan. We repealed the sanctions on Russia to try to level oil prices which is the last straw for Ukraine. Europe refused to participate. Fascinating you see this as doing the right thing and motivated by alliances plural.
      • DeathArrow 20 minutes ago
        Oy, vey! You mean Epstein first policy instead of America first?
      • jchip303 46 minutes ago
        [dead]
      • CapitalistCartr 17 minutes ago
        [flagged]
  • galad87 2 hours ago
    It's missing the double click on a number feature from minesweeper.
    • alexwebb2 13 minutes ago
      It's still middle-click in my muscle memory from the Windows XP days!

      God, I used to be _really_ into Minesweeper.

      One of the earliest games I made back in college was a 3D Minesweeper cube. I remember being really proud of one little detail – the detection and automatic resolution of ambiguous clues that would require guessing, which always annoyed the heck out of me in every other version of Minesweeper.

    • fbcpck 2 hours ago
      chording is available only during peace times
    • PythonicNinja 1 hour ago
      Added double click feature
    • sandworm101 1 hour ago
      Clearing more than one sector at a time requires allied support.
  • franze 59 minutes ago
    here is my version with algo generated levels and you have to navigate a ship from left to right

    https://strait-sweeper.franzai.com/

    • jsnell 23 minutes ago
      On Chrome, right-click brings up the context menu in addition to flagging a mine, which basically makes this unplayable.

      Also the ship is not explained at all (the graphics, the controls, the systems). I'd recommend at least a one paragraph help section in the menu.

  • jimnotgym 2 hours ago
    Very very good satire. Well done
  • nullzzz 54 minutes ago
    Well done!

    I don’t quite agree with making fun of the situation that’s deadly serious to many innocent people. Yet I’m sure the intentions of the author were good.

    Hoping for peace.

    • Swenrekcah 35 minutes ago
      I don’t see it as making fun of the situation per se, rather the people responsible for it.
    • hakrgrl 24 minutes ago
      I don't really agree with rooting against the USA just because you don't like the president. An Islamist Iran with nukes is a scary proposition. I'm glad someone is finally doing something about it rather than sending palettes of cash on an jet to radical Muslims.
      • pell 3 minutes ago
        The way you describe the alternative option seems not very good faith.
        • hakrgrl 0 minutes ago
          Obama actually did this in 2016.

          https://www.cnn.com/2016/08/03/politics/us-sends-plane-iran-...

          > Washington CNN — The Obama administration secretly arranged a plane delivery of $400 million in cash on the same day Iran released four American prisoners and formally implemented the nuclear deal, US officials confirmed Wednesday.

  • kentwistle 2 hours ago
    Looks good but can’t play on iPad due to lack of right click.
    • notrealyme123 2 hours ago
      You win if there are no more fields without mines.
    • PythonicNinja 1 hour ago
      added support for ipad using long press for flags
      • simonw 1 hour ago
        Doesn't seem to work on iPhone. I suggest having a button to toggle between mine marking mode and regular mode - I used that on my own little vibe-coded minesweeper clone here: https://tools.simonwillison.net/minesweeper
        • PythonicNinja 52 minutes ago
          good call, added it
          • pimlottc 35 minutes ago
            iPhone user here, the toggle button works but it’s a pain to have to keep scrolling back to it to toggle when you are zoomed in
    • CraftThatBlock 1 hour ago
      Long press flags on touch screens
    • seydor 1 hour ago
      sounds like it's more realistic that way
    • sandworm101 1 hour ago
      The tie-in with Apple is what doomed the littoral combat ship program. Things got better once they shifted to xbox controllers.
  • iamkonstantin 24 minutes ago
    Excellent! This was a lot of fun to play. Also, something can be said about those good old games that just keep being cool even decades later.
  • Waterluvian 14 minutes ago
    Now do Missile Command where you’re protecting an all-girls school from US cruise missiles.
  • cyanydeez 12 minutes ago
    Every player action needs to be followed by a drone animation randomly crashing into the remaining tiles.
  • seydor 2 hours ago
    Hormuz is not a minefield though. According to sources, ships are moving near the coast of Iran, according to other sources they are being charged $2M per passage. According to other sources only Yuan paid oil is allowed.
    • donalhunt 1 hour ago
      Iran has indicated they will only target ships tied to countries that are involved in the conflict.

      That likely means US and Israel. Unclear if countries like the UK that are facilitating the US through use of their bases would be considered legitimate targets (likely yes).

      • lukan 1 hour ago
        Unfortunately Iran's leadership is in a bit of distress and communication disrupted, and "involved in the conflict" is a very broad term - so they do make some effort to get chinese oil out, but any ship not asking for explicit permission from Iran - will have some great risk of being targeted.

        Remember, the strait is not Iranian property, but International waters. So no one would have to ask them for permission, but that is the way it is and most do not risk it (insurance won't cover).

    • diath 2 hours ago
      You can see for yourself if anything is passing: https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:57.7/cente...
      • oxfeed65261 1 hour ago
        A small number of ships are crossing with AIS off (and without the benefit of GPS, because it is jammed) by coordinating with Iran. For example: https://gcaptain.com/iranian-navy-guided-indian-tanker-throu.... These will not show up on Marine Traffic as they are transiting the strait.
      • mmmwww 1 hour ago
        I've seen reports of ship turning off their AIS before attempting the strait, not sure if this is still valid but Marine Traffic only shows AIS signals that are turned on, which is as simple as flipping a switch.

        Also something Chinese fishing ships do around the galapagos and other regions to fish illegally.

      • raincole 1 hour ago
        https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4geg0eeyjeo

        > Before the war, about 138 ships passed through the strait each day according to the Joint Maritime Information Centre, carrying one fifth of the global oil supply.

        > The data provided by shipping analysts Kpler shows 99 vessels passing the narrow strait so far this month, an average of just 5-6 vessels a day.

        I mean, it's bad, but it's factually not a minefield. The threat isn't coming from mines anyway.

        • CoastalCoder 23 minutes ago
          > I mean, it's bad, but it's factually not a minefield.

          That's not clear. Mines are generally concealed. It's the reason that mine-sweeping is slow and dangerous.

          And there's no public information (AFAIK) that let's us rule out mines having been, or even currently being, laid.

        • wood_spirit 1 hour ago
    • jonplackett 2 hours ago
      I’m not sure this is intended to be factually accurate
    • beloch 1 hour ago
      It might not be. It might be. Uncertainty is the point of what Iran is doing.

      There might be mines in the straight that are sophisticated enough to be armed, disarmed, or moved on command, or there might not. There might be artillery emplacements* hidden and not found, ready to pop up... or there might not. There are probably still plenty of drones and missiles all over the country that can be called down on Hormuz at will. Iran might choose to save them for something else... or they might not.

      If a few oil tankers get through without Iran's permission, one might conclude everything Iran has in place has been found and that the straight is safe. Then again, it might not be. The Iranians might save a few choice surprises for the first aircraft carrier that gets too close. They might also choose to actually sink a large ship**, blocking the straight long-term. The Iranian regime has been planning specifically for a U.S. invasion since it's inception*** and they probably have some very well hidden and nasty surprises as well as plans to use them to maximum effect.

      Merchant vessels can't get insurance to go through because of all this uncertainty. The U.S. Navy has completely refused to go in there because losing a multi-billion dollar military vessel along with hundreds or thousands of sailors for a war that's already unpopular would likely knock the U.S. out of it completely. This is why Trump is desperate for other nations to come in and clear the straight. He doesn't care if they lose ships, but he can't afford to lose even one American ship for a "Wag the Dog" war that's already exploded the budget.

      -------------------

      *The straight is narrow enough that artillery can actually cover it. Even the most sophisticated anti-missile defence systems aren't meant to deal with artillery shells fired from nearly point blank range.

      **The straight has only a couple of channels deep enough for large vessels to transit. One or two well positioned wrecks could block the works.

      *** They rebelled against a Shah installed by a CIA backed coup after all.

      • donalhunt 1 hour ago
        Lloyds who are one of the biggest players have indicated cover is available.

        https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/mar/20/risk-london...

        • andyjohnson0 1 hour ago
          At what cost, I wonder?

          And even then: "after you" ... "no, I insist, after you" ...

      • noduerme 1 hour ago
        So what's left of the Iranian regime is basically like the Houthis now, reduced to getting world attention by committing random acts of piracy and firing at random ships off their coast. To make whatever point they were trying to make. Seems like a win to me. Declare victory, say the straight is open, just like the Red Sea is open. If anything moves at shipping, destroy its source. They don't have a right to attack merchant vessels, and there's no reason to negotiate with them either.
    • 0dayman 2 hours ago
      correct
  • roysting 1 hour ago
    I have not finished a game, but I would be very disappointed if I didn’t get credit for stopping a war once I’ve won.
  • us321 1 hour ago
    The missile feature is missing.
  • justintiime 1 hour ago
    Missing feature where you blanket nuke the whole area to destroy mines.
    • specproc 1 hour ago
      WHO is currently doing readiness for a nuclear attack in the region.

      This is America, the country willing to do the unconscionable when they're not winning fast enough.

      https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politic...

      • anonymars 1 hour ago
        Other than that, of course, WWII was perfectly civilized
        • specproc 45 minutes ago
          The unfortunate thing is how keen the US and its allies appear to recreate it.
      • pestatije 37 minutes ago
        poor kids... they had a new toy couldn't resist trying it out
    • nutjob2 11 minutes ago
      Also little boats coming out to drop more mines.
  • BoredPositron 1 hour ago
    It's a piece about showing the detachment from war and you are arguing like idiots again. "Look how easy it is," you say. "Even a child could do it. Let me show you." And just two minutes later, there you are: huffing and puffing, bickering like you’re back on the schoolyard. The irony is almost as staggering as your ignorance.
    • ghywertelling 1 hour ago
      This is symptom of the misunderstanding among people that somehow more people being knowledgeable about politics will bring about a change. "Pen is mightier than sword" was probably written by a person who only wielded pen. It's a collective psyops inflicted by people on themselves, belonging to an era where it made sense. In today's world, it doesn't matter. Bring missles to a sword / knife fight. Only true power is respected.
      • jacquesm 1 hour ago
        > "Pen is mightier than sword"

        You completely misunderstood that. Take into account that you see the swords failing all around you whilst one nation effectively messed up the rest of the world through propaganda and maybe you'll begin to understand the true meaning of that sentence.

        Information, used well or abused well, is more powerful than any other weapon of war.

        • lukan 1 hour ago
          "Information, used well or abused well, is more powerful than any other weapon of war."

          Indeed, because people with the swords will decide on that information who to slain or who to defend. If you do it right, you don't need to fight the enemy soldiers, but they will fight for you.

      • psychoslave 47 minutes ago
        First, conclusion is confounding respect and fear. No one is going to kill a person they respect while they slip or as soon as a window of doability occurs. Fear can bring surface level compliance to orders, but it doesn't provide much respect.

        Playing by the book of fear uncertainty and doubt is going to foster hate, distrust and suspicion/paranoia.

      • mulnz 1 hour ago
        Cool man, can you please just pass the blunt.
        • ghywertelling 1 hour ago
          Listen to Netanyahu speech where he said Evil can win over Good through sheer power.
          • mulnz 2 minutes ago
            Totally. After reading your poorly worded screed on geopolitical ethics, which itself was a random and inane response to a comment mocking that exact type of behavior. Too rich.

            I will now go listen to the words of a bloodthirsty fascist. Thank you for the advice.

      • 9dev 1 hour ago
        This sort of ridiculous reductionism has never been true. Do you seriously think all the conflicts we experience have never been there before?

        "Only true power is respected"—what’s this even supposed to mean? Right now, the American military is shooting with all its mighty glory on Iran, yet loosing the war, money, and yes, respect from the rest of the world. Well, except for Putin maybe, who is unilaterally benefiting from this disaster.

        This little incel power fantasy of rule by force you guys are cooking up there is complete and utter bollocks.

  • 0dayman 2 hours ago
    and missiles too, not just mines
  • seboapps 1 hour ago
    Great
  • general_reveal 1 hour ago
    Trump is trying to prompt the Straight like it’s ChatGPT.
  • whatsupdog 57 minutes ago
    Oh look! A politically motivated post voted number 1 on hacker news! So it's not a violation if this rule:

    > Please don't use Hacker News for political or ideological battle. It tramples curiosity.

    if it's against Trump or right wing.

    • drstewart 10 minutes ago
      It's slowly turning into a reddit like echo chamber
    • CoastalCoder 28 minutes ago
      Once you have enough karma you can flag stories.
    • hakrgrl 20 minutes ago
      This was my first thought too."Trump bad" is fine on HN. I've seen it multiple times. The zig guy wrote anti ICE propaganda in the zig docs and everyone here lapped it up and upvoted it. Any pro ICE discussion on HN was literally flagged and removed.
      • nutjob2 12 minutes ago
        Sounds perfectly fine to me. Pro ICE is equated with supporting arbitrary execution of innocent people, who would support that in good conscience?
        • hakrgrl 8 minutes ago
          > Sounds perfectly fine to me. Pro ICE is equated with supporting arbitrary execution of innocent people

          That is a false equivalence, ignoring the countless criminals that have been removed from our neighborhoods.

          One of THOUSANDS of examples below. You want this guy as your neighbor, really?

          Kindness to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent.

          "Eduardo Temoxtle-Calihua, a criminal illegal alien from Mexico, convicted for cruelty toward a child and DUI in Lincoln County, Idaho."

          https://www.dhs.gov/news/2026/03/16/ice-continued-arrest-mur...

  • abdusco 1 hour ago
    Wonderful! Now make another app that lets you pick which children are ok to kill
    • burnt-resistor 40 minutes ago
      It's pretty cool. That's too on the nose as the Overton window of the majority of Westerners have been primed to almost completely ignore the plight of people from the Global South unless it's Israel or fair skinned people. A more apropos reality satire game would be one that rewards airstrikes on densely-populated areas based on outdated intelligence, AI-chosen targets, and using the most expensive and excessively-destructive ordinance. A companion game/game mechanics would be to remove layered air defense from friendly sites and deploy expensive equipment close to enemies where the goal is to make defense contractors as rich as possible.
    • jacquesm 1 hour ago
      That's easy, just a color range match. /s

      This would all be funny if it wasn't so sad.

      • roysting 1 hour ago
        It’s rather ironic that you would make this kind of comment at the same time as your other comment (I happened to notice) about the pen being mightier than the sword, considering that it’s light skinned Iranians (including literal Aryans) being killed by a hodgepodge of skin colors in Israel and among the US troops assembled for invasion and who will die killing the light(er) skinned Iranians.

        Although the American troops are wildly disproportionately “white” because that is historically the pool of peasants the people with the pen draw on to sacrifice and murder for their wars, if you look at the forces and the US military in general, it’s the most diverse, multi-cultural, rainbow coalition in existence on this planet. You literally have people of every race, ethnicity, and nationality included in a rainbow of killing and they are proud of it; yet here we are being sarcastic about it being as simple as “whites” killing “browns”, not realizing that just demonstrates the pen’s lingering albeit still useful control over the mind.

        Your point is well made though, the pen is indeed far more powerful when it can hide in plain sight the multi-cultural, rainbow coalition, diversity sword of the maniacal, narcissistic, psychopathic, child raping, Epstein class right in front of you.

        The pen is indeed far mightier than the sword

        • jacquesm 44 minutes ago
          Anything other than lily white is brown, don't you know? More so if they're sitting on top of a bunch of oil, or have the wrong religion, or just happen to be born in the wrong spot.

          Racism isn't necessarily perfectly confined to color, it's just a convenient shorthand so people can do what they want to do anyway.

          • roysting 28 minutes ago
            I get that trope, but as someone who is not lily white, but know people who are and are tortured all their life by what can only describe as psychologically abuse that has been perpetrated against them for…you guessed it…their skin color, while being the most generous, nice, friendly people I know; I will say that racism is vile and sadistic even when the “brown people” feel morally superior and abuse “white people” for it.

            But I agree, the pen controlling “racism” in ways that always coincide with ruling class objectives is very correct. It is something people have never understood over the centuries, even at the height of slavery, that it’s always been the parasitic and perfidious, thieving Epstein class of their day who manipulate things like “race” with the common objective being keeping themselves at the top to parasitize everyone else, by forcing and keeping the multitude fighting in many different ways.

            • jacquesm 23 minutes ago
              Absolutely. It's one of the most puzzling things to me, and I've seen that first hand many times over. Native Americans abusing African Americans, to give you one weird example.

              I figure that if you are racist enough you're welcome to the Klan, no matter what your actual skin color.

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  • ginko 2 hours ago
    So is the message here that demining the strait of Hormuz will be fairly easy?

    I was expecting some curve balls at the end with undecidable constellations but it was all quite straightforward.

    • FerretFred 1 hour ago
      Someone leaked this to POTUS and he based his whole strategy on it!
      • amelius 1 hour ago
        What strategy?
        • burnt-resistor 39 minutes ago
          Getting rich, maintaining power, and staying in office.
  • hakrgrl 16 minutes ago
    How about you make an app about "winning" that involves flying a cargo plane loaded with so much cash to Iranian Islamists that it struggles to stay aloft. Because that was the strategy before Trump and it led to terror tunnels, terror proxies, and weapons grade nuclear enrichment.
  • torusle 6 minutes ago
    Yea.. having fun with war..

    Most American post I have seen here since ages.