Doomsday scoreboard

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232 points | by diymaker 2 days ago

35 comments

  • kulahan 2 days ago
    One mildly interesting fact that MANY Christians get wrong:

    There is no lead-up to the apocalypse. The Messiah will return "like a thief in the night" and "nobody, except my Father, knows the hour of my return" (I probably butchered those two quotes). Either way, the Bible is pretty clear (as was Jesus): there will be zero indication the apocalypse is coming. None. It'll just... start.

    • fluoridation 2 days ago
      The book of Revelation also cites various signs that are metaphorical enough to be applied to just about anything.

      It's pointless to cite the Bible to defend a theological position, because someone else can cite a different part that can be interpreted to say the exact opposite.

      • eru 2 days ago
        That's why the Catholics have a guy in charge who infallibly tells you how to interpret the damn thing. Instead of having every Tom, Dick and Harry have a stab at misunderstanding scripture.
      • fred_wilson 2 days ago
        > The book of Revelation also cites various signs that are metaphorical enough to be applied to just about anything.

        If someone plans to, they should first read Revelation 22:18–19.

        And Revelations isn’t the only prophetic work. Try Ezekiel.

        > It's pointless to cite the Bible to defend a theological position

        Understandable, but citing the Bible is fairly important in theology, though it should be done within context.

        Sure, Judaism was word of mouth a long time, and that’s great. I personally can’t remember much, so I think referencing text is fine.

        • fluoridation 2 days ago
          >If someone plans to, they should first read Revelation 22:18–19.

          See, that's when you use literal reading. "I'm not adding anything to the text, I'm just interpreting it."

          >And Revelations isn’t the only prophetic work. Try Ezekiel.

          Ezekiel is clearly about events in our past, though.

          >Understandable, but citing the Bible is fairly important in theology, though it should be done within context.

          Meh. There's no internally consistent Christian theology that cites the Bible and doesn't involve generous amounts of cherry picking.

          • stogot 1 day ago
            Its systematic theology is internally consistent; amazingly consistent given three thousand years across 66 books and dozens of authors. It’s the cherry picking and overemphas that gets one into trouble
            • fluoridation 1 day ago
              >Its systematic theology is internally consistent

              It's not. Christian dogma doesn't even obey the law of identity.

              • stogot 1 day ago
                are you talking about the trinity?
                • fluoridation 1 day ago
                  I'm talking about the divinity of Jesus.
                  • stogot 1 day ago
                    This is a widely researched topic by scholars. Is there something new or relevant you’re making a case for? Or is this purposefully obtuse
                    • fluoridation 1 day ago
                      LOL, "researched".

                      >Is there something new or relevant you’re making a case for?

                      New? Not, not really. It's not at all new that the official position of the church ("Jesus is entirely mortal and entirely divine") is inherently self-contradictory. I mean, what the hell. If I didn't know any better I'd think an atheist came up with it to troll early Christians. Try saying something similar about literally anything else. "The contents of this glass are simultaneously entirely water and entirely mercury." It says nothing good of either the followers or the clergy that that nonsense has been accepted for so long.

                      • svieira 1 day ago
                        It's not inherently self-contradictory for us to say "Jesus revealed Himself as the Son of God and the Son of Man ... how can we properly speak about that?" https://www.newadvent.org/summa/4002.htm#article2 - now that requires a lot of extra distinctions that we don't normally think about when thinking about being and essence, but it's certainly not impossible.

                        "Mr. Archibald Potterfarthing is at the same time the Chair of the Committee and at the same time its most senior ranking member". Accidents, naturally, but co-existing in the same space-of-being. It turns out that "person" and "nature" are distinct (who knew?) and that it is possible for there to be one person with two natures just as well as there can be one person with two titles. But that presumes you believe the authority of the one who told you this - if not, it's useless to talk about it, because why would you ever need to distinguish person and nature unless you had encountered the reality of Christ? Nothing else we have encountered in the universe has (as far as we are aware) two natures. But nothing else behaves like a singularity either - uniqueness is not a proof of non-existence.

                        • fluoridation 1 day ago
                          >it is possible for there to be one person with two natures just as well as there can be one person with two titles.

                          Of course, but that falls apart as soon as you reread the dogma. Jesus is entirely human and entirely divine. He is both things in the same way at the same time. He has to be entirely human for his sacrifice to have any meaning, but he has to entirely divine... I can't remember why. So he could be worshiped?

                          A man who is both a doctor and a judge isn't entirely either one. There are moments of his day where he is neither presiding over a courtroom nor seeing any patients, and there are parts of his body that are neither judicial nor medical. More importantly, when he passes sentence he doesn't exercise his medical privileges, and when he prescribes medicine he doesn't do it in a judicial capacity. Even if both aspects bleed somewhat into each other, they're still mostly compartmentalized.

                          None of this can apply to Jesus, if the word "entirely" or "fully" means anything. If he dies, he must simultaneously die like mortals do and live on like deities do. So which is it? Did he die or didn't he?

                          • svieira 1 day ago
                            > He is both things in the same way at the same time

                            Not quite. He has a divine nature and a human nature. There is only one person, two natures, analogous to one person two job titles. He has both natures, fully.

                            > Did he die or didn't he?

                            Having two natures, he can experience things that people without two natures cannot experience. Like the experience of death in His human nature that in no way affected His divine nature (analogous to "experiencing censure as a judge, but still being able to practice medicine"). Fortunately, death isn't a cessation of human nature, merely an interrupting of part of its actuality (that is, an evil). You and I will still possess a human nature after we die. Just as we both would possess a human nature if we lost part of our bodies, we still possess a human nature after we lose our bodies completely in death.

                            • fluoridation 23 hours ago
                              >Not quite. [...] He has both natures, fully.

                              You're contradicting yourself.

                              >analogous to "experiencing censure as a judge, but still being able to practice medicine"

                              That's only possible because, as I said, being a judge is not the totality of a person. If you strip a judge of his title the parts of him that are a person still remain. If you strip a person of their humanity then there's nothing left, because there's nothing of a person that's not human.

                              A normal person according to Christianity is closer to having two natures in the way you describe, because their body is mortal while their soul isn't. But Jesus' body should be equally as divine as his soul. So then how can it die? If he was just an immortal soul in a mortal body then he was just a regular human.

                              • kulahan 18 hours ago
                                > So then how can it die? If he was just an immortal soul in a mortal body then he was just a regular human.

                                He could die in the same way the bush could burn in front of Moses without becoming a burnt object. Divinity is not corrupting or corruptible.

                                • fluoridation 12 hours ago
                                  >the bush could burn in front of Moses without becoming a burnt object

                                  A "burning bush that isn't consumed" has at least the excuse of being a literary device. The narrator is describing what he sees in front of him, not describing the process at the physical level, so we can imagine that the bush wasn't literally on fire, but rather surrounded by some mystical flame, or shining, or whatever we can dream up.

                                  The story of Jesus isn't like this. Jesus is supposed to have literally died. There's no possible metaphor there. In Christian theology Jesus is a literal scapegoat; he has to have died, as in his vital processes ending and his soul leaving his body to go to the afterlife. If he didn't do that after being tortured, crucified, and stabbed, then he wasn't fully human.

                                  >Divinity is not corrupting or corruptible.

                                  Exactly. So where's Jesus' uncorrupted, divine, lifeless body? Don't tell me it ascended to heaven, because normal human bodies don't do that.

                                • krapp 17 hours ago
                                  But to be entirely human is to be corrupted by original sin, doomed to judgement and eternal separation from God.

                                  To be entirely divine is to be equal to God, untouched by sin and incorruptible.

                                  These two states cannot coexist within the doctrine itself. Jesus cannot be entirely human and entirely divine any more than matter can be antimatter.

                                  >He could die in the same way the bush could burn in front of Moses without becoming a burnt object.

                                  But that makes it not entirely a bush, or else not entirely a fire. Something other than "a burning bush" is going on there. It looks like that, but it cannot be that.

                                  If Jesus' soul wasn't corrupted by sin like any other mortal human then he wasn't entirely human. If Jesus was entirely human, he cannot also be divine, since God cannot coexist with sin. If Jesus can be both, then original sin is not an immutable transgression and the persistent state of evil and God's eternal judgement are simply arbitrary, and God can make exceptions whenever He likes.

                                  Which is the actual answer because there are instances in the Bible of humans who just ascend to Heaven because God liked them, despite that supposedly being existentially impossible. God simply sometimes bends the rules, He just won't do so for you or I.

                                  Assuming one wants to take all of this seriously and assume the Bible has univocality and try to interpret mythology with logic, which to me always seems like a bad idea.

                                  • svieira 6 hours ago
                                    > But to be entirely human is to be corrupted by original sin, doomed to judgement and eternal separation from God.

                                    This is false, fortunately. "Human" and "sin" are not necessary to each other. Sin is not natural to man. The gift of original justice could not be passed on from Adam to his children because he threw it away. This lack of a gift is what is called "original sin" and its effects include all of the disordered expressions we find ourselves inclined to from birth. But this lack of a gift is not necessary to being human.

                                    Which allows God to take on human nature without being in the state of sin ("like us in all things but sin"), but accepting the punishment for sin (death) to redeem us and offer a new gift of mercy that restores the original gift of justice for those who accept it. Since God is outside of time, He can even give the fruits of that gift "before" that gift is realized in time (Elijah, Mary).

                              • svieira 7 hours ago
                                > A normal person according to Christianity is closer to having two natures in the way you describe, because their body is mortal while their soul isn't.

                                AH, THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM! Cartesian dualism isn't the best lens to view human nature through and it makes talking about Christ's nature harder than it needs to be. The human person is a being whose nature is body+soul. The separation of the soul and the body at death is an evil brought about by sin. Put another way, death is injurious to human beings, not natural to them. (See https://www.newadvent.org/summa/3164.htm#article1).

                                Jesus is fully man. His human nature is body+soul. His human soul is immortal, as all human souls are. Unlike other human beings (other than Adam and Eve before they sinned) He was not subject to death as a punishment for sin, but He accepted it on our behalf. When He died, he really died. His soul and His body were separated and for three days He could be spoken of as "not a man". See https://www.newadvent.org/summa/4050.htm#article4 for the details. Follow that up with https://www.newadvent.org/summa/1075.htm#article4 for how that relates to us. One particularly striking quote - "[c]onsequently, to say that Christ was a man during the three days of His death simply and without qualification, is erroneous. Yet it can be said that He was "a dead man" during those three days."

                                Jesus is also fully God. His divine nature is perfect and unchanging. His divine nature is immutable (not merely immortal) and was not subject to death. Thus Jesus was subject to death in His human nature not in His divine nature.

                                • fluoridation 5 hours ago
                                  I'm not going to respond to any arguments that rest on the veracity of mythology (such as the garden of Eden). I'm only interested in the internal consistency of Christian doctrine.

                                  >Jesus is also fully God. His divine nature is perfect and unchanging. His divine nature is immutable (not merely immortal) and was not subject to death. Thus Jesus was subject to death in His human nature not in His divine nature.

                                  This is maddening. Okay, so these are the logical relationships between the terms,

                                  * Jesus is fully God.

                                  * God is immutable.

                                  * Something immutable is also immortal (and by contraposition, something mortal is not immutable).

                                  * Jesus is fully man.

                                  * Jesus is mortal and died.

                                  Correct? None of this is in dispute, I assume, since it's what you said. Alright. To this I answer: if Jesus is mortal then he is not immutable, and if he's not immutable then he's not fully God. If you insist he is God then that's a contradiction by the terms you yourself laid out. The supposed two natures don't matter if they lead to this conclusion.

                                  To give a simple analogy, you can make a sword that's sharp only halfway along its length and is blunt the rest of the way. The statements "the sword is sharp" and "the sword is blunt" are both simultaneously true. What you can't do is make a sword that's both sharp and blunt all throughout its length. You can say, "well, God can do the logically impossible". Fine. But then you're telling me that I'm right, that Christian theology does contain contradictions.

                      • stogot 1 day ago
                        Do you have similar concerns about the three in one resonance structures of nitrate? Or are you cherry picking random laws to fit a preconceived position?
                        • fluoridation 1 day ago
                          I would have personally gone with the particle-wave duality as an example.

                          The day the church successfully uses its position on the divinity of Jesus Christ to engineer something rather than letting it remain as an abstract bit of sophistry, I promise I'll shut up about it.

                          • stogot 1 day ago
                            id have you believe instead of just “shutting up”. you’ve avoided answering the fact that analogies exist. I’ll take it that you cannot articulate a reasonable response
                            • fluoridation 1 day ago
                              >You’re essentially asking for a mathematical proof

                              Mathematical proofs are internally consistent. Also, yes, mathematics is used in engineering. For example (as if one was needed), GPS is all about geometry.

                              >Do you deny the existence of Jesus of Nazareth, His divinity, or how the “church” defines it?

                              I don't have a problem answering this question, but I would like to know what my personal position has to do with anything.

            • cindyllm 1 day ago
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      • krapp 1 day ago
        I wish Christians would realize the Book of Revelations is about the past (probably about Nero Caesar and Roman persecution of Christians) and not the future and stop embarrassing themselves.

        Stop trying to figure out which scary new technology is the Number of the Beast. Stop trying to figure out which scary new politician is the Antichrist. Stop trying to figure out what any of that shit means, it doesn't mean anything anymore and the only apocalypse that's going to happen is the one we ourselves create, in part because we persist in our delusion that we don't really have to worry about this world because God's going to burn it all down anyway.

    • jancsika 2 days ago
      One mildly interesting fact MANY programmers get wrong about the is_computer_on function:

      It is threadsafe. The documentation is very clear about this.

      • LorenPechtel 1 day ago
        You could legitimately have a is_computer_on function. Some devices have wake-on-lan type functionality. What about the code involved?
      • stogot 1 day ago
        Could you clarify this analogy? I’m confused
        • conorcleary 1 day ago
          Maybe something about programs being able to skip the 'is there a power cord connected to this PSU?' type jesting?
    • asdfasvea 1 day ago
      The term "religious fact" always puts a smile on my face.
    • iamthejuan 2 days ago
      Signs were given, not dates.
    • bloppe 2 days ago
      The homeless man currently yelling outside my window is an equally authoritative source of information about the apocalypse as the Bible, and he thinks it's coming soon.
      • kulahan 2 days ago
        A billion people don't believe there's some truth to what the homeless man outside of your window is saying, and someone leading a legitimate-enough revolution that they're put to death by the King of Rome is probably a tiny bit more believable.

        But I get what you're saying either way. I just think it's an interesting factlet.

        • bloppe 1 day ago
          How many millions of people think the world is literally 6000 years old because of that book? Does that make it believable to you?
        • sbuttgereit 2 days ago
          argumentum ad populum and argument from authority in one sentence... :-)
        • eru 2 days ago
          Who's the King of Rome? The Romans famously got rid of their kings long before anyone ever thought of Christianity, and later it took until the fall of the Empire before anyone was both a king and in charge of Rome.
          • potatoman22 2 days ago
            After the Roman Republic, they switched to having an emperor. Jesus was crucified during this Roman empire. The kings of Rome were around 600 years before this. They meant the emperor, not the king.
    • flogflogflog 2 days ago
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  • CobrastanJorji 2 days ago
    I think they've gotta maybe define what counts as an "Apocalypse." The active "Fourth Turning" hypothesis expects a crisis on the scale of the Civil War. That degree of crisis has happened lots of times. Certainly the Civil War itself was accurately predicted for decades leading up to it.
    • bloppe 2 days ago
      Agree. You can always claim prescience by being vague enough. "Something really bad will happen" will eventually come true. I suppose the point of this site is to call out the ones who dare to be more specific.
    • Yizahi 1 day ago
      There are countless civil wars going on nowadays, with variable intensity. That's kinda low bar as far as Apocalypse go.
  • shoo 2 days ago
    For anyone curious about academic studies of historical societal collapses, check out Joseph Tainter [1]

    > As described in Tainter's Collapse of Complex Societies, societies become more complex as they try to solve problems. [...] Such complexity requires a substantial "energy" subsidy (meaning the consumption of resources, or other forms of wealth).

    > When a society confronts a "problem," such as a shortage of energy, or difficulty in gaining access to it, it tends to create new layers of bureaucracy, infrastructure, or social class to address the challenge. Tainter, who first identifies seventeen examples of rapid collapse of societies, applies his model to three case studies: The Western Roman Empire, the Maya civilization, and the Chaco culture.

    > For example, as Roman agricultural output slowly declined and population increased, per-capita energy availability dropped. The Romans "solved" this problem by conquering their neighbours to appropriate their energy surpluses (as metals, grain, slaves, other materials of value). However, as the Empire grew, the cost of maintaining communications, garrisons, civil government, etc. grew with it. Eventually, this cost grew so great that any new challenges such as invasions and crop failures could not be solved by the acquisition of more territory. [...]

    > It is often assumed that the collapse of the western Roman Empire was a catastrophe for everyone involved. Tainter points out that it can be seen as a very rational preference of individuals at the time, many of whom were actually better off. Tainter notes that in the west, local populations in many cases greeted the barbarians as liberators.

    [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Tainter

  • bironran 2 days ago
    It's missing the January 19, 2038, the unix epoch end. Only 12 years and a bit from now. Very much in our time.
    • layman51 2 days ago
      Right, but there's no doomsday prophecies around the Year 2038 problem as far as I can tell. I think it falls in the same kind of category of known problems that are certain to happen at some point. Some other things I was thinking of were the theorized ARkStorm, and also an earthquake that could happen in the Cascadia subduction zone.
      • lloeki 2 days ago
        It's also not impacting _only_ at that time, many tasks involve dates in the future, and a system dealing with a far enough off date _today_ is already impacted.

        So it's not as if "everything works" then suddenly "everything doesn't"

        And it's only for operations that care about the sign / compute deltas / use signed numbers, otherwise it's 2106-02-07 06:28:16 UTC.

        • LorenPechtel 1 day ago
          Or humans make a mistake. I got burned by the MsDos date rollover with signed values ~20 years ago. A salesman fat-fingered a job into the 2060s. Of course while I was on the other side of the world with no phone access.
    • undershirt 2 days ago
      9/11 happened 1 trillion milliseconds after the unix epoch.
      • nneonneo 2 days ago
        Not quite; the first attack happened at approximately UNIX time 1000210380, which isn't quite as round as "1 trillion milliseconds". (It was about 2 days after 1e9).
        • undershirt 1 day ago
          The St Nicholas Orthodox church sat at the base of the Twin Towers, because it was there for 100 years and they wouldn't take the money to rebuild it elsewhere. They probably served their last Divine Liturgy there on Sunday 9/9/01 as a last blessing before it was destroyed that Tuesday.
        • conorcleary 1 day ago
          accumulated daylight savings since y2k?
      • bloak 2 days ago
        Then I am a victim of the Mandela Effect because I can clearly remember (time_t)1e9 happening earlier than that.

        I've checked https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_formatting_and_storage_bu... and I can't see what I could be muddling it up with, either. Spooky!

        • undershirt 1 day ago
          Cool link though, thanks. So the worst historical event of the information age happened right at the billenium.
      • HaZeust 2 days ago
        Who finds this shit out lol
        • undershirt 1 day ago
          I was on a break at work reading a lot about 9/11 for some reason. Went back to fix an easy bug where our timestamps were printing wrong dates (milliseconds vs seconds) so I became curious what dates would show up if I added zeros in front of 1, to get a ballpark of where dates are. I freaked out after the ninth zero, you know, being so close to the event I was just reading about.
  • shoo 2 days ago
    The Limits to Growth book is an interesting read. To quote Box, "All models are wrong, but some are useful". I wouldn't take the dates-ranges estimated from the modelling that seriously, but the modelling assumptions are worth reading about and reflecting on. The overall modelling and dynamics seem pretty plausible to me.

    From memory, the rough argument was that society depends upon input flows of energy, resources (metals etc) and food. Society needs to allocate resources and energy to extract these inputs. Energy sources such as fossil fuel reserves are finite stocks, some are cheap to extract (high energy return on energy invested). Over time we consume and deplete the high EROEI reserves and have to move on to consuming the lower EROEI reserves. This means that the fraction of energy society needs to allocate for energy extraction increases over time, so there's less energy for other uses. Similarly, we deplete the cheap to extract stocks of metal required to build and maintain industry, leaving stocks that require higher inputs of metal and energy to extract. Similarly for agricultural yields, as we mine and deplete accumulated stocks of nutrients out of the soil.

    The business as usual scenario leading to "overshoot and collapse" behaviour is that we have increasing population, increasing industrial capital and increasing demands for energy, food and resource inputs, while the fraction of energy and resources that need to be allocated to energy, resource and food production grows over time. The fraction of remaining surplus energy and resources that can be allocated to things like education, healthcare, research, art decreases over time. At some point the growing fraction of energy and resources that needs to be allocated to energy and resource extraction becomes so large vs the existing population and industrial base that there simply isn't enough surplus to maintain healthcare, education, research, etc at the same level.

    The "Overshoot and collapse" dynamic describes stocks of population, industry etc growing to peaks well beyond sustainable levels before the above dynamics catch up and cause them to rapidly decline.

    The researchers did a bunch of modelling of alternative scenarios, exploring how to avoid these "Overshoot and collapse" dynamics.

  • mcshicks 2 days ago
    They seemed to have missed peter turchin

    "In 2010, Turchin published research using 40 combined social indicators to predict that there would be worldwide social unrest in the 2020s"

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Turchin

    • paularmstrong 2 days ago
      The way Cliodynamics, Turchin’s field, is explained feels like a very early and remedial version of psychohistory from the Foundation universe.
      • Sardtok 2 days ago
        Have a look in the Fiction section of the Cliodynamics article.
    • mcmcmc 2 days ago
      When is there not social unrest?
  • bee_rider 2 days ago
    Do they specify exactly what qualifies as a successful apocalyptic prediction?

    In particular they count a US civil war as an apocalyptic event… lots of countries and societies have been completely wiped out, though, which must(?) be more apocalyptic.

    Maybe the point of the site is just that apocalypses tend to happen unexpectedly?

    • zwnow 2 days ago
      Yea im not sure how a civil war in the United States would affect me as an European... It certainly would, but I'd survive. Isn't the whole point of apocalyptic events to not survive them?
      • esseph 2 days ago
        Without US involvement in your Eastern flank, it might get tougher.
        • noir_lord 2 days ago
          Europe would curb stomp Russia in a conventional war even without the US.

          Ten times the GDP, three times the population and our military stuff mostly works, Ukraine has done a phenomenal job with what they had but Russia turned out to be even more of a Basket case than expected.

          The problem is how much damage they can do before we put them back in their box and whether getting the shit kicked out of them would triggger a nuclear exchange which would get really out of hand.

        • portaouflop 2 days ago
          I think Comrade Krasnov is too busy purging his own country of dissidents to care; we are on our own on this one.
    • LorenPechtel 1 day ago
      And what exactly is apocalyptic? Suppose someone finds a dinosaur killer and there is a successful deflection mission. I would have no problem calling that apocalyptic.
  • agarttha 2 days ago
    Here's python code to simulate one of the still-active doomsday predictions (The Limits to Growth)

    https://github.com/TimSchell98/PyWorld3-03

  • georgeecollins 2 days ago
    People know that they are not living at the start of anything. All through history people imagine they be living near the end of everything.

    No one want to live in the middle.

  • alganet 2 days ago
    Was the Bronze Age Collapse a doomsday event? Mount Toba eruption? I think they were.

    I'm not saying anyone predicted those or something. It's just that the notion of doomsday is quite vague.

    I'm trying to broaden some notions here. Prediction might not be exactly absolute prediction, and doomsday might not be exactly absolute doomsday.

    Perhaps some great threats were averted precisely because someone predicted them (for example, the great leaded gasoline poisoning).

  • lloeki 2 days ago
    Missing from the list:

    1999: Spanish designer Paco Rabanne announces that the Mir space station would crash on and destroy Paris in between the 28 July 1999 lunar eclipse and the 11 August 1999 total solar eclipse, the two somehow interacting to create magnetic interference, leading to the station crashing at 11:22 on the 11, as predicted by a 17th century fresco in some abbey that shows an eclipse, a clock at that hour, and a sentence "you will know the hour of your death but not the day"... Also Mir would have hypothetically contained a Russian atomic bomb, which is what would destroy Paris, and possibly leading to some all-out nuclear war.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIsjK7gpSoc

  • dostick 2 days ago
    The whole universe may end at any moment without warning. There could be another universe on a collision course and speed so fast you will never know it.

    Or we could be living in universe inside like a raindrop of larger universe that may hit the ground and burst any moment.

  • baal80spam 2 days ago
    Need a scoreboard for bubbles!
  • re5i5tor 2 days ago
    Where have I heard that name … oh this little apocalypse https://failure.museum/marchfirst/
    • fletchowns 2 days ago
      First thing I thought of as well! Despite being short lived, MarchFIRST was influential on Apple's branding and comeback.
  • roadside_picnic 2 days ago
    I've been in the "doomer" camp for over a decade and been surprised how many things I thought were far off in the future have come to fruition earlier.

    But, the one thing I always find interesting, philosophically, about believing the world-as-we-know-it is coming to an end is that all of the things people are concerned about will happen no matter what.

    Being afraid of the end of the world is ultimately being afraid that we will lose the things we have, that our work will be lost to time and history, that ultimately we will return to a void and all of "this" will have been for nothing.

    However, all of that is true either way. You will lose everything you've ever loved over time in life, all the work you've done will be lost to time, in the end all of your efforts will be for nothing and even that won't matter.

    The "end of the world" scares people because it forces them to discard the normal tools they use combat these many existential anxieties, but the world continuing to go on doesn't actually resolve any of those anxieties.

    • gchamonlive 2 days ago
      For me the problem is managing the transition minimizing unnecessary suffering.

      The world is inevitably going to end, our work isn't going to be forever preserved into the future and there will be no "end of history" until there are living humans.

      The thing is that the world can end in many ways. My world can end in many ways. I'd rather pass on with a clear consciousness, with my faculties preserved more or less, and with a legacy of having at least tried to make the lives of other that tiny bit better, so I'm aware if I'm not vigilant I can spend my final days suffering from an avoidable disease or accident or regretting I wasted my life chasing a better tomorrow that never came while neglecting what I already have today.

      This is virtually the same for all society. It's going to fade into oblivion, but it matters a great deal that the process is as gentle as possible for everyone involved.

    • shoo 2 days ago
      I am reminded of Roy Scranton's essay Learning How to Die in the Anthropocene [1]

      > I found my way forward through an 18th-century Samurai manual, Yamamoto Tsunetomo’s “Hagakure,” which commanded: “Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily.” Instead of fearing my end, I owned it. Every morning, after doing maintenance on my Humvee, I’d imagine getting blown up by an I.E.D., shot by a sniper, burned to death, run over by a tank, torn apart by dogs, captured and beheaded, and succumbing to dysentery. Then, before we rolled out through the gate, I’d tell myself that I didn’t need to worry, because I was already dead. The only thing that mattered was that I did my best to make sure everyone else came back alive. “If by setting one’s heart right every morning and evening, one is able to live as though his body were already dead,” wrote Tsunetomo, “he gains freedom in the Way.”

      [1] https://archive.nytimes.com/opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/20...

      • HPsquared 2 days ago
        That's in line with the Stoics too. Memento Mori.
    • loandbehold 2 days ago
      People like Ray Kurzweil, Jürgen Schmidhuber, Leopold Aschenbrenner, Paul Christiano see a pathway out of this inevitability through technological singularity. In their vision humans are a seed to something greater, something noticeable on cosmic scales. In their vision, like early humans who emerged on the other end of genetic bottlenecks, today's humans will have a disproportionate effect on the future. According to the current models of cosmology heat death of universe in still inevitability but that's on a completely different timescale than human life.
      • the_af 2 days ago
        Please don't take this to be dismissive of your comment, because that's not my intention, but...

        I think people like Ray Kurzweil are essentially religious. Instead of a messiah and heaven, they think of salvation in terms of a singularity, immortality, or a way of ascension. It feels very religious to me, and as such, detached from reality and physical possibilities.

        • LorenPechtel 1 day ago
          Yeah. He makes a good case for the computer side of upload being possible--and totally skips over the biological side, assuming it will be available on the same time frame.

          Even if upload does not produce a singularity or the like it still is a huge step towards getting more time to address other issues and it makes interstellar solutions viable. But when we can read out the human mind remains an unknown.

    • mfro 2 days ago
      'The world continuing to go on' is the status quo and has been for millenia at this point. Sure, the argument can be made that the world will end eventually, but if we do not have our reference timescale, what do we have? People aren't afraid that the world will eventually end (because 'eventually' should be thousands of years from now), people are afraid the world will end NOW, which does nullify your experience and efforts on the subjective human timescale. Life as we know it continuing to go on without ambiguity on our confidence to prevent world-ending events does resolve those anxieties.
    • skeaker 2 days ago
      If you have ever believed in the butterfly effect and if you believe that the world will keep marching on, then your actions undeniably do leave a permanent change to the world, forever after you are forgotten.
    • blastro 2 days ago
      beautifully stated thank you
  • xivzgrev 1 day ago
    I'm surprised at the number of famous folk who have predictions, like Christopher Columbus. Gives new context to Thiels recent musings on the Antichrist.

    Step 1: become accomplished in some field Step 2: ??? Step 3: write about the anti Christ and predict when it will occur

    • richrichardsson 1 day ago
      I think the South Park underpants gnomes meme might be more apt here.

      Switch your steps 2 & 3.

      Step 4 is profit.

    • cool_man_bob 1 day ago
      You would be surprised how superstitious Americans are in general.
  • iammjm 2 days ago
    the two active predictions with the time frames of <5 years by MIT, and How & Strauss still look scary and not impossible
    • stego-tech 2 days ago
      It’s also worth noting that Strauss, Howe, and Turchin all repeatedly stress in their books that firm dates aren’t a guarantee, that sometimes the cycle doesn’t line up correctly (like the Civil War cycle), and that none of their words are meant to be taken as literal predications so much as cautious warnings that history often rhymes.

      Having finished both The Fourth Turning and End Times recently, Strauss and Howe’s specific guesses as to what might fuel the next crisis are laughably off track even if their broad strokes still paint a compelling (and at times, frightening) picture, while Turchin feels more prescient in his observations.

      Ultimately, though, Turchin has the better message: even when a crisis destroys an empire, the world continues onward. That gave me some bleak hope to hang onto.

    • HardCodedBias 2 days ago
      The Limits to Growth predictions are laughable.

      I think that they Simon–Ehrlich wager showed how laughable they were but I guess we have to revisit every couple of decades.

    • SCUSKU 2 days ago
      Yeah I was fully expecting this site to be making fun of all the wacko conspiracies about armageddon, such that it would make me feel better. But instead, the "Limit to Growth" summary seems entirely plausible.
  • Sweepi 2 days ago
    Are the predictions from the 2nd and later IPCC reports in there? Last I checked they were on track.
    • bloppe 2 days ago
      But is that the apocalypse? I hate the fact that we're destabilizing the environment, but humans (and wildlife) are pretty good at adaptation. Our ancestors have obviously survived massive extinction events in the past.
      • LorenPechtel 1 day ago
        Survivorship bias. We look at our history and always survive the crisis. Because the ones that don't aren't around to see the failure.

        Most species have gone extinct.

        Personally, I do not believe climate change can kill us off. The worst case predictions are pretty dire (and beware the worst case makes the IPCC look tame--there is not enough data on methane hydrates for it to be in the IPCC model, but the worst case estimates are worse than the IPCC estimates and they will probably stack.) But I consider extinction likely because we can move around. An animal that loses 90% of it's habitat loses 90% of it's population but the survivors are pretty much the same as before. But are those humans who will be killed off just going to sit there?

      • vdupras 2 days ago
        Yes, obviously, but our ancestors weren't human then.
        • bloppe 1 day ago
          Sure, and they didn't speak English either, but I don't see how that's relevant.
          • vdupras 1 day ago
            You wrote "humans are good at adaptation, case in point, mass extinction survival". I reply "they weren't human then". The relevance is direct.
            • bloppe 1 day ago
              Humans: by far the most populous large animals on the planet, thriving in by far the most diverse set of environments in and around the planet, are clearly good at adaptation. The fact that Eskimos and Bedouin and uncontacted amazonian tribes are all the same species is rather remarkable.

              If anything, we have a much better shot at surviving the next mass extinction than we had at surviving prior ones, now that we have so many advantages.

              I probably won't survive it because I'm a smooth brained weakling, but some humans surely will

              • vdupras 23 hours ago
                I'm not arguing that humans are not adaptable, I'm just pointing out a fallacy in your original argument. Whether humans are adaptable or not is another matter.
  • citizenpaul 2 days ago
    What qualifies moving from "pending" state to "active". There seem to be many predictions at the bottom that are only a few years out that are not "active" Some are even end of year.

    I could see why the ones with several hundred years deadline are "pending"

    • kej 2 days ago
      Pending means we haven't reached the start of the predicted time range for that event yet. If I predict a collapse in November of 2025, it would be pending for the rest of October, then active on November 1st until either the collapse happens and it becomes successful or December 1st arrives and it becomes failed.
  • spencerflem 2 days ago
    Until we have nuclear disarmament, there’s a sword having over us.

    It’s bound to happen eventually

    • KronisLV 2 days ago
      Then we’re back to conventional warfare and the casualties of that. Just look at Russia and Ukraine.
      • marcosdumay 2 days ago
        Do you think Russia vs. Ukraine would happen with any similarity with the real conflict if Russia didn't have nuclear weapons?

        Because, IMO, Russia would be destroyed the first time they threatened NATO.

        • KronisLV 2 days ago
          > Because, IMO, Russia would be destroyed the first time they threatened NATO.

          Maybe. Or maybe the big powers might realize that sending hundreds of thousands or even millions of people to die in an all out war (depending on how big it gets and who else gets involved) is a harder sell than settling on appeasement and so smaller states would lose their sovereignty.

          I live in Latvia. If there's no risk of MAD, then what's to prevent some opportunistic Russians from invading my country and seeing whether NATO would actually do something about Article 5? Some are pondering whether that's not a direction that Russia could move in even now - stage something relatively small and see how NATO responds. They're already regularly violating our airspace and doing cyber warfare against us and trying to drum up opposition to our government (as flawed as it may be) by the ethnic Russian people.

          Could go either way.

          • LorenPechtel 1 day ago
            But it wouldn't be millions who die.

            We (I'm an American) have four ballistic missile subs that no longer carry ballistic missiles because of arms reduction treaties. The subs still exist, though, with each of the Trident launch tubes instead holding 7 Tomahawks. They are built to hide and they're very good at it--we can't even reliably track them ourselves. That means they could sneak in to launch points some distance from Russia. The Ukraine war has shown that heavy air defenses sometimes work against ground hugging missiles (but remember the Moskova--despite fearsome anti-air capability it for some reason couldn't engage two sea hugging missiles), but ares without heavy defenses fare poorly against even crude low altitude stuff. Expect most of those Tomahawks to get through, and there goes Russia's logistics capability. Most stuff of importance is within Tomahawk range of the coast.

        • philipkglass 2 days ago
          That's why global nuclear disarmament seems only slightly more plausible to me than (e.g.) global artillery disarmament. For the foreseeable future there are going to be some nations that see nuclear weapons as the more affordable (or the only affordable) deterrent against rival nations that can field much larger armed forces.
        • jenadine 2 days ago
          In your scenario, does NATO have nuclear weapons?
  • retrocog 2 days ago
    Gradually and then suddenly.
  • Bjorkbat 2 days ago
    Reminds me of the old gem of the Web 1.0 internet that was Exit Mundi
  • boje 2 days ago
    All of these can be summed up as: "Bangs are more interesting than whimpers."
  • altcognito 2 days ago
    Survival bias. I get this is a joke but...

    There are many societies which have collapsed. We can't know who predicted it because they are dead.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Societal_collapse

    And of course, this list will no longer exist after societal collapse.

    • hamdingers 2 days ago
      Societal collapse does not necessarily mean the loss of all writing or knowledge of that society. The wikipedia article you linked to proves this.
    • fragmede 2 days ago
      Out there, somewhere, is a nerd, laser etching Wikipedia onto metal plates, and burying them to be dug up later, just to be able to say, I knew this would happen!
      • chairmansteve 2 days ago
        Needs to carved in stone if they are serious.....
        • QuiDortDine 2 days ago
          I think it's glass actually? Or something like glass.
        • fukka42 2 days ago
          Then Ruin would be able to influence what is written.
      • xiphmont 2 days ago
        sort of like The Order of St. Liebowitz the Engineer from _A Canticle for Liebowitz_
  • churchill 2 days ago
    Basically, the ultimate, "Nothing ever happens" scoreboard [0].

    If any of your acquaintances are ever in doubt of anything ever happening, this will be a handy guide for them to consult.

    [0]: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nothing-ever-happens

    • acuozzo 2 days ago
      Plenty happens, but:

      1. Events, including big ones like 9/11, don't unfold like in the movies as even direct consequences are often far removed.

      2. Pax Americana + Hypernormalization + Cheap Food + Digital Escapism = a drug which convinces its users of neverending stability and order.

      • churchill 2 days ago
        That's basically the point the meme is making. It's not arguing that nothing literally happens in spacetime; it just asserts that we rarely, if ever, see events that fundamentally change the world from its slugging baseline.
  • smith-kyle 2 days ago
    "Days until next prediction might begin". Cute.
  • marcyb5st 2 days ago
    A bit in the doomer camp, and what worries me the most are the lifestyle changes needed to not fuck up the climate in the next few hundreds years. I believe I heard that we should slash 7/8th of our emissions (as individuals living a modern lifestyle) to keep the wet bulb temperature in check worldwide by the end of the century. This is, in my opinion, a target that we'll surely miss and it won't be nice.

    Europe is already struggling with few millions people trying to enter over several years. I can't imagine what happens when large parts of India/Pakistan/Bangladesh become literally deadly during the hot season. That would displace ~1B people basically at once (if you stay and you don't have Air Conditioning you die). The following turmoil will be like nothing we ever saw before as a species (IMHO).

    • _carbyau_ 2 days ago
      As a society if we care about our fellow humans - generally seen as a virtue to have - then we need to reduce our emissions etc etc.

      As a rat race where the competition is between humans then rich people have a comparative advantage regarding how to survive the ravages.

      So the future is less about avoiding climate catastrophe completely - that won't happen when the rich and powerful don't care.

      The future is about surviving the issues until enough people die that emissions takes care of itself.

      Either a lot of people die thus reducing emissions, or specific groups die thus reducing the capability to generate emissions on behalf of others. Or maybe enough tragedies happen that moral conscience does hold sway. Likely a combination of the above.

      For supporting the continuation of my genes, maybe I should invest in property in Siberia/Alaska/Canada/Greenland/etc etc.

      • manoDev 2 days ago
        The emissions are only a problem initially; it doesn’t matter if enough population perish, the warming will continue by self-reinforcing effects for an era.
        • user____name 2 days ago
          There might be the emergency brake of geoengineering making life miserable enough that rapid decarbonizing and negative emmisions become attractive, preferably before global supply chains turn to mush.
    • ipaddr 2 days ago
      Serbia is a nice place.
  • languagehacker 2 days ago
    Very disingenuous to put second-coming style prognostications from religious nutsos in the same list as people trying to use science, pattern analysis, or surveys of scholarly literature to identify when society will gradually break down from writing too many checks the environment or the economy can't cash.

    I gotta say I didn't know about this Johnny Silverhand post, but I hope that if these things don't come to fruition he still finds time to stick it to the corpos in the most rockerboy way possible.

  • AstroBen 2 days ago
    One of the currently active events is predicting something on the scale of the Great Depression

    I mean that's bad but it's much better than what I picture in my head as an apocalypse

  • meteor333 2 days ago
    I know this is mostly for fun, but it would be great to see how we are trending on the predications which has more scientific approach to it.

    ...remember it only takes one to be right!

  • ygmelnikova 2 days ago
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  • wartywhoa23 2 days ago
    It can show 0 successful predictions all it wants, but we'd been through global lockdowns and forced vaccination, there's an ongoing war in Europe with casualties in hundreds of thousands on both sides, Gaza is being demolished by Israel, Internet as we knew it is about to turn into whitelisted fiberoptic/5G TV, surveillance is rampant, and the rise of the global technofascist police state as the public is being entertained by the clown shitshow of top level politicians is not obvious only to those who've been trying to save their sanity by remaining in denial.
    • jungturk 2 days ago
      Don't disagree with any of that, and I don't want to minimize the seriousness of the issues you've cited, but that kind of reinforces the implication of the scorecard?

      People are persistently presented with perils (plagues, parasites, pollution, power-hungry politicians, propaganda, plutonium-powered projectiles, etc...) and humanity keeps finding a way through (though certainly at great personal and population-wide cost sometimes).

      Some pretty serious chokepoints in the full history (including research suggesting that something reduced our ancestors numbers by ~99% a little under a million years ago) and yet this particular strain remains.

      • wartywhoa23 1 day ago
        The whole history of the humankind is akin to that passage of Odysseus between Scylla and Charybdis. The further into it, the narrower it becomes. And exponentially at that...

        Thank you for sharing your hopes for the better outcome no matter what, I'm with you on this.

      • LorenPechtel 1 day ago
        What would a Neanderthal say about this?

        What would a Denesovian say about this?

        • jungturk 1 day ago
          More generally, what would _any_ collapsed society or extinct evolutionary branch have to say?

          "Not much", outside of what they'd contributed to any surviving lines.

          To your point, whether we're winning or losing very much depends on how we define our team.

  • catigula 2 days ago
    Doesn't make much sense given that we wouldn't exist to observe a timeline/reality where doomsday has been realized/effectuated.
    • amock 2 days ago
      The prediction aren't for total extinction events or even events where the internet wouldn't be around. Also, it' just a silly site provided for our entertainment.
      • catigula 2 days ago
        That is also tautological. Anyways, beneath the silliness is a smugness everyone here knows all too well, including me. Let's not pretend.
    • acuozzo 2 days ago
      "The end of the world as we know it" != "Eradication of humanity"
      • Muromec 2 days ago
        The world as we know it dies every second creating the new new one. What's the cutoff?
      • catigula 2 days ago
        Which world do you know?